Dating In Translation

"I've learned a lot from you" = "Next!"

"We need to talk." = "I'm pregnant."

"I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of masturbating."

"I still think about you." = "I miss the sex."

"You're so mature." = "I hope you're eighteen."

"I think we should see other people." = "I've been seeing other people."

"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm really broke."

"I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."

"I love what your wearing." = "I can almost see your nipple."

"Trust me." = "Damn! I think she knows."

"What are you doing on Saturday?" = "I'm busy on Friday."